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  • Salma Hayek Mother’s Day Handjob Special

    Salma Hayek Mother’s Day Handjob Special


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    Actress Salma Hayek appears to record herself giving a handjob to a pathetically tiny infidel cock on Mother’s Day in the video above.

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    Of course Salma Hayek has long been one of the top MILFs (Mother I’d Like to Flog) in the Western world, so it comes as no surprise to see her using the blasphemous pagan holiday of Mother’s Day to get her sick kicks stroking this miniscule man meat.

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    Yes, Mother’s Day is certainly an offensive holiday, as anything that makes a woman feel overly appreciated goes against the teachings of the blessed Prophet (PBUH)… However, that is not to say that us pious Muslims do not respect our mothers. In fact, I was quite close to my own mother up until the moment my father grew tired of her and decided to recycle her into compost… And to her credit the poppy crop that season did bloom remarkably well.

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  • Jessica Alba Gets Dick For Her 40th Birthday

    Jessica Alba Gets Dick For Her 40th Birthday


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    Actress Jessica Alba appears to have gotten shafted on her 40th birthday yesterday, as she was gifted this tiny infidel dick to play with.

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    Not only has Jessica Alba had a long and successful career in heathen Hollywood, but she has made a fortune selling diapers as part owner of “The Honest Company”… So she certainly could have afforded a bigger better cock to play with for her big 4-0 B-day.

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    Jessica needs to realize that she only turns 40 once (and Insha’Allah she won’t be turning 41), so its time to loosen the purse strings and rent a proper Muslim meat pole. For this pathetic piddling watery load being shot in her face is nothing to the blasting of baby batter she would get out of an enormous Islamic ball satchel… Making this birthday one she would forever remember.

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  • Erin Moriarty Nude Audition Video

    Erin Moriarty Nude Audition Video


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    The video above appears to feature Erin Moriarty nude from the waist down while performing a handjob audition for her role as “Starlight” on the hit Amazon original series “The Boys”.

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    Of course this handjob video certainly comes as no surprise, for Jeff Bezos runs a tight ship and has a strict no penetration policy when it comes to casting talent… Also Erin character’s costume was originally supposed to display her nude sex organs (see above)…

    Erin Moritarty sexy costume

    But it was scraped at the last moment, and replaced with the much more subtly slutty version that see in the pics above and below.

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    In the end, Erin was no doubt extremely frustrated and disappointed that she would not be showing off her sin slit on “The Boys”…

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    As she probably auditioned for the role, thinking it was a casting for a gang bang.

  • Sophia Takal Full Frontal Nude Sex Tape

    Sophia Takal Full Frontal Nude Sex Tape


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    The video below features actress Sophia Takal’s full frontal nude sex tape.


    As you can see, not only is Sophia Takal a horse faced slut who does a piss poor job at cleaning her sinful sex bits in the shower, but she also strokes pathetically tiny infidel man meat onto her completely unremarkable titties.

    Sophia Takal nude

    This later skill is no doubt how Sophia was able to land her latest gig as a “writer and director” of a feminist #MeToo slasher film called “Black Christmas” about a group of college sorority girls fighting back against a serial killer who is terrorizing their campus… One shudders to think of the amount of piddly watery Jew loads Sophia must of had to take to her equestrian mug to get that stinker of a film made.

  • Rihanna Healing Racial Tensions With Handjobs

    Rihanna Healing Racial Tensions With Handjobs


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    Move over Rose Parks there is a new civil rights hero in town, as washed-up pop star Rihanna appears to heal racial tensions by giving a white man a handjob in the video clip below.


    There is certainly no denying that by jerking this pasty penis Rihanna has done more to fix America’s race issues than that uppity Martin Luther King ever did.

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    And if Rihanna out on her balcony on all fours with her naked ass sticking up in the air like this does not squelch the riots currently gripping the US of A then surely nothing will…

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    For whether you are black, brown, yellow, white, red, or Portuguese, I think we can all come together and agree that Rihanna is a dirty cum receptacle that needs to constantly be choking on a man’s trouser nightstick… So in the immortal words of the late Rev King “can’t we all just get along“… by slamming the sex holes of this Sub-Saharan slut.